Archive - Clattermouth

I will stop complaining about being busy soon

That's not a promise. It's a wish.

Jan 30 •

December 2023

November 2023

October 2023

My new course is here

Find your writing voice & your biggest fans.

Oct 31, 2023 •

Is it still a day off if I spend the whole time thinking about writing?

Or, you know, actually writing, say... a newsletter?

Oct 30, 2023 •

How to Write Torturous Sentences and Paragraphs

No, not like this. Not like this... please... no... uggagahaahawaahhh!!

Oct 27, 2023 •

Welcome to the New Clattermouth

I haven't been this excited since someone cancelled on me at the last second.

Oct 24, 2023 •

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