I have finally conquered my greatest vice

Here's hoping, anyway.

I permanently deleted my PlayStation account last week. Goodbye, nearly 100 games. Goodbye, £1,000+ I spent on them. Goodbye, all the meaningless digital trophies I got for achieving pointless things nobody cares about – not even me – but which my compulsive completionist tendencies wouldn’t let me ignore.

Yes, this is another newsletter in which I talk …